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Sofi
Salsa y control
Sofi, a born and bred East Londener, now resides in Edinburgh and spends her days becoming the next greatest self-taught guitar hero. Ask her nicely and she may very well treat you to her infamous rendition of Jingle Cats. Get on her bad side, however, and she will most certainly introduce you to the underside of her blue kickers.
Vale
'Let's un-pack that'
As our resident fashion icon, Vale is not afraid to tell you that your outfit needs some extra sabor, and coming from a gal this stylish, you know you must obey. Equipped with immeasurable levels of sass and a poetic approach to even the most mundane, she will have us all worshiping at her feet and hanging off of her every word.
Dennise
'Don't be shy'
Just like the choice spelling of her name, Dennise is the gift that keeps on giving. A naturally talented storyteller, her fount of hilarious stock characters combined with her razor-sharp wit have made me wet myself more times than I wish to publicly admit. (" Come on now, don't be shy...") Whether she is brewing you up a cafecito or expounding on the ancient rituals of 'Brie Tuesday', Dennise makes sure everyone is having a good time.
Sophie
'Stunninggggg'
Sophie has that intense discipline normally reserved for child proteges and military cadets. She's not scared of a challenge. If she gets a profiterole craving you'll see her whipping up handmade choux pastry, sooner than you'll catch her doing up Tesco. No short-cuts, no nonsense. Armed with her French horn, culinary expertise, Chinese language skills, and devastatingly good ear for impersonations; you need not mess.
Ayelen
'Hun-dee-pee' (100%)
If Ayelen was a record, she'd be on my desert island disks. Its cheating because Ayelen comes with a B-side bonus track, A.K.A Spencer. She's adventurous whilst he's ancient. She's a born veggie whilst he hunts foxes. She's capable of single-handedly saving the world; he's sooner watch it burn. She's a true conversationlist, he's reduced comunication to tonal grunts.
Briá
Its not a threesome until the clothes are off
Possessing an artist's eye for detail, Briá is the real reason our blog is so aesthetic. As both creative consultant and designated Lockdown hair-dresser, it is best to stay in her good books. Slip out of line and she might 'accidentally' give you a mullet. Other weapons up her fashionable sleeve include wicked meme-making and swearing in impeccable French and Italian.