There are two types of people in the world: the ones who see and the ones who are seen. This is not always by choice, it’s simply how the...

To do list - invite guests - phone Joanna - buy carpet cleaner - break up with Henry - renew passport

"Such a fucking cliché" /ˈkliːʃeɪ/

“Death is not evil,” he begins, “for it frees man from all ills and…” He trails off, eyes drifting listlessly, almost shyly, from the...

The first instalment from my new short story 'The Carnival'

....and I swear to fucking god, the next time I get asked to prepare an anecdote for The Graham Norton Show...